Ham sandwich for president

Putting Clinton in office is like giving a gun to a police officer: potentially dangerous & problematic in an array of well-understood ways, and best seen as a continuation and extension of a questionable standard.

Putting Trump in office is like giving a gun to a dementia patient: dangerous and unpredictable.

Putting Johnson or Stein in office is like giving a gun to a raccoon: a raccoon has no well-defined concept of what a gun is or does, and doesn’t have any thumbs, and so the level of danger is low but non-zero.

Putting Vermin Supreme in office is like giving a gun to a ham sandwich.

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Resident hypertext crank. Author of Big and Small Computing: Trajectories for the Future of Software. http://www.lord-enki.net

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